Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
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Today, I looked at the supplements my boyfriend puts in the protein shakes we both drink. To my horror, most of them listed "boosts libido" or "increased fertility" as benefits. When I confronted him, he said ,"So? I drink them too, it's not like I'm drugging you or something." FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
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DjeePee 25
Thumb this comment up if you think: 1) slipping abortion pills as a supplement is dangerous 2) OP has an ass of a boyfriend
weels6 0
wow . what a terd ball. start slipping him estrogen pills. that'll show em
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ancora 1
Boyfriend or not, it sounds very illegal. I would break up with him, and I hope that I would have enough balls to press charges too (assuming you can prove it). You should probably find someone who 1) trusts you, 2) sees that it's unethical to give you medication without your knowledge or consent, 3) cares enough about you not to slip you that crap (most things are not without side effects). If he's that paranoid about pregnancy, he could take some responsibility for himself and say, wear a condom.
instantmusic 4
Nah, we sue people too much as a country. It makes us look like a bunch of asses. What she should do is seek medical consultation to see if permanent damage has been done, THEN consider legal action if, and only if, she requires treatment. In this case, its not suing just for the sake of suing. Its making the guy clean up his own mistake. Though, most likely, the damage done will be permanent changes in her hormonal balance and personality as well as sexual dysfunction and depression. Unfortunately, no doctor will back those changes since "birth control can't do that, its impossible."
inthemillions 0
She wouldn't be having contractions if she weren't pregnant. Also I don't think there is even an abortion pill.. Only plan B.
RedPillSucks 33
She might not have been taking an "extra" pill. he may have replaced an existing pill. I don't know if birth control is color coded, or if the abortion pill was a different shape/color, but most people don't expect pill tampering, so they don't pay close attention to what's in the container.
daybowbow 0
124- there is an abortion pill. Early enough in the pregnancy you don't need a surgical abortion, it can be done medically. But it's a process- one pill at the doctor's, and 4 the next day. If OP didn't realize she was taking all these extra pills...I'm concerned on many levels.
RedPillSucks 33
Sounds like a controlling ass. This is a prime candidate for dumping. Also, consult a doctor to be sure that whatever he slipped you didn't do permanent damage since you really have no idea what's in those pills or what the sideeffects are.
jeffswife 0
Two problems with this: Only women can obtain "the abortion pill" which is RU486. Secondly, only women can obtain Plan B, which is NOT the abortion pill, but people are sadly misguided about how it works. So stop trolling, this isn't even possible. You can't just walk into a pharmacy and buy these things.
MonkeySpeaks 4
This is totally bogus. Sorry. First off, I HIGHLY doubt he's slipping her an abortion pill. For one thing, you not only need a prescription for that, but you need to actually be PREGNANT for a doctor to prescribe it. Let's also not forget that specific prescription is upwards of 600 dollars. It essentially forces a miscarraige. Second, while you don't need a prescription for Plan B (which really is just a very high dose of estrogen and tricks the body into having a menstral cycle), it is also not cheap. Plan B is about 50 dollars, and the OP would experience a lot of cramping, especially if taking multiples (i.e. she would have NOTICED something was wrong right away). And before anyone gets on my case about knowing the actual prices of the prescription - my pregnancy ended before a decision was made (i.e. the fetus never fully formed) and I had to go through with the proceedure to avoid serious health complications. This FML can't be real. It just doesn't add up - financially or medically.