Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML
Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML
Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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Top comments
alexup24 13
Shoulda had a v8
iiAntheA17 7
I guess coffee can wake you up two ways! (:
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Comments (141)
DontClickOnMe 28
At least that didn't cause you to crash into someone or something, so be thankful it wasn't all that bad. I'm assuming you didn't crash anyway because I'm sure that would be included in the FML.
tennisrapper1 14
It's irresistible to click on your username, hence your username AND your picture. It makes me wonder who you really are! XD
fernclogger 5
Did you think it was a pigeon takin a dook on you while it flew by? Because of course you remembered to bring your coffee back in to the car. Oh wait you didn't
SwagPuppet 3
What a great way to start the day!!!!
BrysGirl27 14
The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup:p
instnt1nfction 17
The best part of waking up is Folgers all over your face.
SwagPuppet 3
The best part of staying up is the aroma of folgers in your clothes!
JustKittyKat 24
Logical reason for doing this; they had no brain without their coffee!
kroekdog 7
Everyone loves a nice hot shower in the morning.
momolee 4
That is an unusual way to have coffee to stay alert
KYLEW72 3
Da
kzxvazure 0
poor coffee...:(
kimg0885 23
Was it hot? Or an iced coffee, that could be refreshing?! Ok wait sorry i noticed it was a hot coffee , that sucks shoulda had that iced latte huh?
kimg0885 23
Or a frappachino
cptmorgan6 8
Wtf does it matter? Would it not suck either way? Yea I get that iced would be a little better than hot, but if an iced coffee spilled on you I'm sure your first thought wouldn't be thank god it wasn't hot. It would be more like ****!!! What the ******* ****!! God ******* dammit!!! Or something along those lines.
kimg0885 23
agreed it sucks either way, but if it was cold at least you wouldn't burn the crap out of yourself. Plus its gonna be like 115 today where I live, so I might just go pour some iced coffee on myself. ;)
kimg0885 23
Sorry didn't mean to post this twice
CJ91516 11
That sounds like something I would do.