By John jacob - 13/06/2011 06:25 - United States

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Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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MtnDew32 0

A tick on your dick? Ew, that's sick.

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IceeCreamm 7

wow maybe having a bigger penis is not that bad?

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emodude44 0

Twice the size? Lol!

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Mrrevorp 0

you're complaining about having a bigger dick??? lmao

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shepoopi 0

one time a horsefly bit the back of my head which left a huge bump there, so I was like "I guess that fly gave me head"

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Ukeee_X 19

Now, go earn that stud title you've always dreamt of!

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guitar_god7007 3

the magical tick. makes your dick noticeable.

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dmoantwan 0

*reads this fml, **thoroughly inspects penis.. finds nothing.. ***lmao at you!

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Laura1804 2

you have Lyme disease you need to be put on some meds. I'm not joking at all!!!!

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slkdw 1

you don't automatically get Lyme disease from a tick, it's just a possibility.

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purrfume 0

if it swells up and you have the typical bulls-eye rash, then YES YOU DO!

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meggieh815 0

he went to the hospital. it'll be alright. take a deep breath.

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schmelia 10

In most cases there is a tell-tale bulls-eye rash, but not always. Anyway, he's in hospital - no doubt Lyme is one of various things they'd test for, so you can stop stressing Laura1804.

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DannyRitz 3

sure sounds like you won the war to OP

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babycakess10 0

hahaha!! hilarious.

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TuesdaySpades 0

what these darling muntjac don't understand is that it's probably infected and hurting. I feel extremely sorry for you. I wouldn't want an infected penis near me. big or not.

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