Work, Weird and Awkward: First day - FML

First day

By AnotherCrazyCatLady - 20/11/2021 14:03 - Australia

Today, I joined my local fire department. While there, I struggled to open a door. Thinking it was locked, someone saw me and opened it. No it wasn't locked. I just didn't push it hard enough. Great first impression. FML

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Saturday 20 November 2021 22:38

If you are terminated by a fire department, do they say you are "fired?" It sounds like it should be the opposite -- when you are accepted, you are fired. When the tell you to leave, you are extinguished!

And1 12

Sunday 21 November 2021 17:47

Get over it - no one cared (wimp) :)

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RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 20 November 2021 22:38

If you are terminated by a fire department, do they say you are "fired?" It sounds like it should be the opposite -- when you are accepted, you are fired. When the tell you to leave, you are extinguished!

And1 12

Sunday 21 November 2021 17:47

Get over it - no one cared (wimp) :)

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