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By idgit42 - 27/07/2010 22:15 - United States

Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By stephiexbabexx - 15/01/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By HonestlyVirgoHonesty - 01/05/2022 14:00

Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML

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Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:00

What is this OP, a rap? The last part of the FML ryhmes.

Vehicle 1

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:04

I've been without braces for several years and I quit wearing my retainers like I was supposed to and my teeth are fine.

Comments

you_guys_are_dum 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:09

fyl. that does suck. my sister did that plenty of times with her.

ftheworld96 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:12

lol nice rhyme

draigen 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:14

so that's like what 250 $? I mean that's bad but you life isn't ****** , u deserved it

lovelove24 1

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:24

lolz that rhymed

bhunk 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:24

I can't even count how many retainers I've thrown away... so not an FML

radkelsie24 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:26

that happened to me lll

Jessi_Rose96 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:28

I haven't been on here forever...whoa.

Katiekat12bby 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:36

Haha, Dork.

Aeropostale 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:39

I keep losing my retainer, too. I cant find it and I can't buy a new one cause they're like 200 dollars each :(. I really feel bad for ya, OP. FYL.

natural_redhead 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:52

WTF is chick-fil-a?

the_flirtt 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 6:05

ikr

natural_redhead 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 12:38

thanks Bianca. you're hot!

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