Anonymous
United States
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
queenbee12345678
United States
Brainrot
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
dine and DASH our friendship
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
embarrassed
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
What were you thinking?
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Anonymous
Desoto, United States
First step
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Anonymous
Elmwood Park, United States
Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML
ashleyevans
United States
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Karma
Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Oxnar60
Harwich, United States
Trickster
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
WaitedOut
Saukville, United States
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
callerid
United States
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Top comments
idkweird 0
YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!
MacOSXpert 7
You got OWNED!
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morphinex 0
If I dine and dashed, I'd never ever step into that place again. well, good thing I never dine and dashed.
connorpwns93 0
you deserve it for stealing
BeforeTheStorm 0
why would you even do that?
jcp200 0
wow, that is funny yo
erik112biz 0
you piece of shkt. I own a restaurant. I wish u would have tried it at mine. I keep my keys in my pocket and a brick at the register for the car windows of people like you
exoticat22 0
it would be better if thieves got pelted with bricks for stealing
iheartjustinsane 0
YDI, you fucktard.
NIRVANAfan123 0
Repost
eMo_gurll200 0
really? oh yeah, luv ur user name btw. when was this posted before?
jollylolli 0
Perhaps they can pawn your phone to pay your bill...and keep the extra as a tip. Rude!
lostfaithinpppl 19
What a dumb ass you are! Just wow!
deng314 0
You deserve it, jerk ass. If you know you can't afford it, go somewhere within your budget, or take your broke ass home. I hate people like you and hope kharma comes back around in a big way! I hope someone damages your car in a parking lot and drives away.
Towelie_31 0
lol jerk ass? could you not decide between the two, or am i just missing the combination of jerk, and ass?
CyclonePsycho 1
You've never heard 'jerkass' before? That's odd. o_o Anyway, OP, I bet you take pennies from tip jars because you don't want to break bills. Stop being such a damn asshole and learn to think of others.
Towelie_31 0
are you being sarcastic? i mean, i've heard jerkoff, and jackass, but jerkass?
waterynuggets 0
I guess you should get out more. Or watch The Simpsons, Homer was fairly fond of it in one ep :D
CyclonePsycho 1
No, not being sarcastic. Jerkass is a legitimate insult. *shrug* It doesn't have the same ring as jackass though.