Anonymous
United States
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
queenbee12345678
United States
Brainrot
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
dine and DASH our friendship
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
embarrassed
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
What were you thinking?
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Anonymous
Desoto, United States
First step
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Anonymous
Elmwood Park, United States
Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML
ashleyevans
United States
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Karma
Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Oxnar60
Harwich, United States
Trickster
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
WaitedOut
Saukville, United States
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
callerid
United States
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
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idkweird 0
YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!
MacOSXpert 7
You got OWNED!
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Gulo_fml 0
"I broke the law. FML" Nobody has an OUNCE of sympathy for thieves like you. Hope they press charges.
Newbie21 1
karma is a B
IsaacYorkHawk 0
Believe it or not, some of us are actually HONEST PEOPLE. Ever heard of it?
hihawties 0
lul
teiso_fml 0
You poor thing. Those bastard restaurant owners, hanging on to phones of people who screwed them over when they work hard to keep their restaurant open against all the competition so they can support their families and pay their waiters/waitresses and chefs who also work hard for tippances, having a job so they can pay for the food THEY eat to survive.
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
...I bet you'd say the same thing about someone shoplifting from Walmart, right? ;)
GGnoRe 0
It's called sarcasm =.="
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
lmfao.
teiso_fml 0
Never have and never will. I'd prefer to just spend some money over the panic and worry and guilt that I'd feel if I did a dine and dash. Even in the event when I think I have more money than I do, and accidentally overspend, I'd still choose to own up to it and take the consequences. In the event that I'm poor and starving to death, have no way of making money honestly and no other choice, I probably wouldn't have a phone, either.
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
nvm...
PutDownTheGun 0
Wow EPIC FAIL. YDI for food theft.
mae18_fml 0
YDI