Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an...

By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:01

Just ignore them, you're trying to make your life better while that's all they can do with theirs >_>

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Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:05

Did they bring folding chairs onto your front lawn, put down an esky full of cold drinks, and give you a standing ovation? If not, you're not doing it right.