Today, when my date realised he wasn’t getting sex, even though it was the mythical third date when sex is supposedly guaranteed, he asked for the bill while I was still halfway through my main course, paid his share to the penny, and left. He'd driven me there, so I had to get a bus home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I refused to have sex with my date, so he called me an Uber from the restaurant to just take me home. I didn’t realise until I got home it wasn’t even an Uber, just a standard taxi who required payment in either cash or debit card, and I had to pay before he’d let me out. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, my date left the restaurant because I didn’t agree with his opinions about the mentally disabled or mixed race couples, etc. Basically, a real scumbag. He also left me the bill, and it turned out he had all the most expensive menu items, including a £120 bottle of wine. It cost over £300 total. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He was funny, laidback, and handsome. We had an amazing time but I declined to go back to his house, not wanting to rush things. He said he understood and respected my choice. Later online he bragged about “banging some cheap slut for the price of a meal.” FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
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SAgirl 24
So he was just looking for a wh0re? What a "nice guy."
copalolita 17
As I said in another post, marriage is not consent/obligation to sex. Much less a third date. Or a fourth, fifth, so on. Nobody owes someone else exchanging bodily fluids. Ever. It must be mutually agreed to and consented too. I'm sorry you had to deal with that filth OP. You dodged a bullet. Find a guy who doesn't think of you as a blowup doll.
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SAgirl 24
So he was just looking for a wh0re? What a "nice guy."
copalolita 17
As I said in another post, marriage is not consent/obligation to sex. Much less a third date. Or a fourth, fifth, so on. Nobody owes someone else exchanging bodily fluids. Ever. It must be mutually agreed to and consented too. I'm sorry you had to deal with that filth OP. You dodged a bullet. Find a guy who doesn't think of you as a blowup doll.
garamo 4
marriage is a life consent to sex, what applies in your village does not necessarily apply to others living in the opposite side of the globe!!