Animals: Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything...

By Lee - 10/04/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

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By Sean - 10/06/2013 02:27 - United States

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By estallidos - 23/01/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I got out of the hospital for the second time in a week. The first time was for a seizure that my cat induced by tripping me over. The second was to get stitches from the Doberman that had decided to take over my front yard while I was gone. Apparently I was intruding. FML

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WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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Goatinsfriend 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 8:39

If I was a dog..so many things I would to humans.

emmama19 15

Tuesday 10 April 2012 8:43

He was protecting the weeds. They were his friends!!!!

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wittygirl 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 8:56

Lassie save me!

Pentium_4 27

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:03

man i wish i could know what's going on through a dogs head when they do something like that

WaSiSimiLang 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:07

It's better than getting asspoked with your dog's dong while you were bending over innit?

Meowingtons500 18

Tuesday 10 April 2012 10:08

That's really disturbing. I get you were trying to be humorous , but I found it disturbing. ._. Maybe I'm just being oversensitive.

WaSiSimiLang 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 11:30

I don't get it? It is real in some cases... Go read it online... Not trying to be funny in some dark *********** ( or however you spell that) sense. And yeah those cases are disturbing...

emILYforever 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:16

Good on the dog:) Smart animal.

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:17

Tag, you're it!

Ima_NeRD6213 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:21

Show him who's boss and headbutt him back...dogs like that kind of shit.

06dopey 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:36

calm down mike vick

foreverfailing 1

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:34

Ha.

br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:37

He just wants some attention. You're so neglectful, he has to pretend he's a ram. Next thing you know, he'll be pissing on backpacks and trying drugs.

06dopey 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:39

its a dog. not you

Meowingtons500 18

Tuesday 10 April 2012 9:52

I think you're trying to hard. I

br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 10 April 2012 10:33

38-yea you're right. I do love pissing on bags and doing drugs and ramming people while they're gardening. Totally me. lol. 42-if you're going to troll, use the right words. It's 'too' not 'to'. Btw, I think your profile is trying TOO hard.

Meowingtons500 18

Tuesday 10 April 2012 11:01

You think my profile is trying too hard? That's neat. I'm quite flattered you took the time to look at my profile. I was just voicing my opinion, not trolling or disrespecting you. My apologies for the slight typo, I do recall learning the differences between "two, too, and to" in Grade 1 English. That is all. Have a lovely day. :-)