Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was running at the gym, feeling like a fitness influencer. I increased the treadmill speed to “sprint” mode. My shoelace got caught in the belt, and I was launched backward into a rack of yoga mats, knocking them over like bowling pins. FML
Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
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andradepz 0
ur a dumb ass
skorpien 1
Hope they got a good laugh. YDI
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Comments (132)
TinyDude 10
And ur doing this on fml with crushed balls D; ur not from this planet.
marinus_fml 20
Jealous because they faster than you?
georger65 0
I want you
ShadyFTW1 0
I'm truly happy that you crushed your balls OP, because dumbasses like you shouldn't ever reproduce.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
^lol harsh but funny
Wiggy_78 0
Wow what an idiot... YDI
Capt_Oblivious 10
Isn't karma a bitch?
Ikura 4
why do people blame Karma for everything? Do you need some imaginary system to make sure you do good deeds? Do you really think there is an invisible force that magically causes bad things to happan? Take responsibility
sarapsosis 1
I personally know a girl named Karma, she's really a total biatch! she's not invisible silly
jkklolz 0
***** weak
RunnerDudeTyler 0
Dude track and field is a very difficult sport at most schools, especially distance running. You deserve what you got while as those sprinters may have been stuck up you were interrupting their practice and being quite arrogant thinking that that is all they do for practice.
whitewoods 3
I spy a defensive runner
RunnerDudeTyler 0
You'd be correct there :)
morgiiex3 0
Go distance runners! I agree it's so much tougher than people give it credit for.
xNephilim 19
Running track PERIOD is harder than people think. I never ran (just not a runner), but I was the manager of my school's team and those kids pushed their bodies to and beyond their limits. It's not that easy to sprint, either.
hellohazel 12
I wouldn't say that distance is the hardest thing out there. I'm a sprinter but I've done distance too, in my opinion everything is just as difficult because there are certain things you need to be strong at and things you need to focus on for each race. but good point about him being arrogant!
SARSvirus79 0
Sounds like you're the stuck-up one.
techweed 12
you=ASSHOLE
faz96 0
you must be a cocky twat