Health: Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML

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Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML

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Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:58

ur a dumb ass

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Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:59

Hope they got a good laugh. YDI

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