Health: Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML

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By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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Take the L

By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30

Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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Deez nuts

By King7 - 09/01/2010 10:17 - Pakistan

Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 06:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML

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By shadowsonicstar - 14/01/2011 01:17 - United States

Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML

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Running

By fmrunning - 25/03/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML

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andradepz 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:58

ur a dumb ass

skorpien 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:59

Hope they got a good laugh. YDI

Comments

SoulSinner 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:04

haha I do hurdles in track and I admit I would stop running just to watch someone do that and bust out laughing my ass off

xcrunner14 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:16

slow and steady never wins the race. it's fast and hard that always wins.

xcrunner14 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:17

I bet the hurdles weren't even raised to the right height either. no one knows how hard track is except the actual runners who enjoy doing it

XxKaittxX 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:10

******* hilarious!

R34luver 5

Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:35

TWSS

txtracey 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:44

karma:)

lilmizzluvly 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 14:09

u completely deserved that 1. i hope they laughed at u for the rest of the day

whyme_everytime 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 2:28

dumb ass, hurdles aren't as easy as they look. at least to do em right. I'm in high school and a hurdler and tons of people tried the same thing you did and they all hurt themselves. if you wanna do something, learn it first, jackass.