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By RIP - 24/06/2025 13:00 - United States

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Today, two years after marrying my fun, adventurous fiancée, she's turned into a whiny, nagging bore. Date nights are now "eat leftovers and watch reality TV nights" and sex is once a month, with her asking, "Are you about to finish? Are you almost done?" the whole way through. FML
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sdj215 19

If you don’t have kids, you really should consider if this is what you want for the rest of your life because you can still get out. If you have kids, you should really consider if you want this life for yourself, because you can still get out and be happy.

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Wadlaen 23

Sounds like you need a serious talk about if this is something that both of you really want to keep up, and if so if there's any way that you can improve the experience for both of you, bringing you back to what you started with.

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Wadlaen 23

Sounds like you need a serious talk about if this is something that both of you really want to keep up, and if so if there's any way that you can improve the experience for both of you, bringing you back to what you started with.

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Vexillum 3

I hold the belief you don't really know someone until you've lived with them for a couple years. I sense a taxing, but needed, conversation is forthcoming.

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Lost Reggie 21

Once a month?! Dude, that's practically a nympho compared with my ex-wife.All I got was the reality TV, leftovers, and whining.

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sdj215 19

If you don’t have kids, you really should consider if this is what you want for the rest of your life because you can still get out. If you have kids, you should really consider if you want this life for yourself, because you can still get out and be happy.

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Rspfamily3 3

did you keep the receipt??? its still under warranty mang

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