Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I found my ex on Bumble for the second time. She lives with her husband, whom she married a decade ago. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
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Top comments
cellycrunk 16
That's terrible. Maybe you can show that to the divorce lawyer and get some good money.
Im2Shy 16
I disagree. Some people that use dating sites are busy working and don't go out to too many places where single people frequent.
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Comments (75)
KariAnn7985 8
That's horrible! It's bad enough to cheat if the opportunity arises, but to actively look for people to cheat with is so much worse! I'm sorry she did that to you!
albertozeta_fml 9
Fortunately she's already your ex-wife.
lina21 12
Apparently both of you are unhappy in the marriage. Both of you are equally as guilty of being on the dating site rather than just getting a divorce. YDI
ftloosenfanzfree 7
I think you missed the part where they are already divorced.
drummerp64 16
Yeah, the timeline seems to me to go: - OP and wife get married - 1 year later, wife signs up for dating site - 4 years later, OP and ex get divorced - Some time later, OP signs up for dating site - OP finds ex-wife's profile
el_angelroca 15
Lol what do you expect?
Hash13 13
Good thing she's a ex.
joelong97 3
"Sniff sniff" tammy
knight_of_apollo 4
Screw you. You're the one who signed me up for the site when you decided that you wanted an open relationship. Start taking responsibility for your mistakes stop blaming others.
Smiler768 4
I'm sorry to hear this man.
demonfacee 14
Yeah, be glad you broke up with her.
ThePols 11
Wouldn't you see this as a blessing? You weren't meant to be and your longer in a relationship with an unworthy person. You dodged one there.