Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML
Today, a co-worker called in sick due to a family emergency. I ended up working an unplanned 12-hour overnight shift. After I clocked out, I dragged myself out to the parking lot to go home. Someone had smeared tacos all over my car. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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MissEmma_fml 22
If it was raining, why would you put the papers on the roof of your car?
BeRealB 4
Time to find the reset button on your day
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Comments (45)
Axipiter 24
This is why the roof of your car was NOT meant to be a shelf. I know it's pretty much commonly accepted to use it as such, but there are these things called "bags". You can put them on your arms, and still have use of your hands while carrying things. If you're the forgetful type, I'd recommend them.
The_F3rris 11
Nothing good comes from placing items on your car as apposed to in your car.
greeneyebeauty9 28
it probably would have been best to just set the papers in the passenger seat next to you.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Need a moment? Perfect twix commercial but since it's not, sorry for what happened i hope it ended good
BrimfullOfAsher 20
When in doubt, e-mail important documents to yourself and/or store them online.
NicoleAshley10 0
All that hard work gone to waste.
MrFuckingFrazier 3
You should invest in a jump drive. Just incase anything like this ever happens you'll have something to at least save you the time from going all the way home and printing it off again.
Dcm210 19
Hopefully your boss will understand.
onorexveritas 24
ouch
Megan98 18
Flash drive?