Health: Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick...

By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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Same thing different taste

Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Cracking

By Jennifer Sara Harms - 01/02/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was so stressed out from my ex harassing me that I took a chewable pill that’s made for anxiety and it broke my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By yollew - 25/11/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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Aquila_Umbrae 26

Tuesday 6 October 2015 0:05

Just got an awesome idea for a pretzel spoon.

kangx1 28

Tuesday 6 October 2015 0:11

Poor you OP. I remember once I chipped my tooth and thought Ice Cream would sooth the pain.. Let's just say I still regret that..

Comments

Solano2580 24

Tuesday 6 October 2015 0:24

Bruh

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 6 October 2015 0:38

It seems like you have weak teeth Pretzel and tea...I should try that

aimbug 42

Tuesday 6 October 2015 0:49

Ouch!! Tiredness is a bastard.

helptheorphans 17

Tuesday 6 October 2015 0:50

YDI. sleep earlier.

Destiny8745 29

Tuesday 6 October 2015 1:15

Op didn't mention how much sleep they got only being tired.

pandaxpress 19

Tuesday 6 October 2015 5:53

How could you say they deserve it? You know sometimes the life they call "being an adult" doesn't permit a lot of sleep.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tuesday 6 October 2015 1:30

I think coffee might be a better choice in the future.

higgysaurus 18

Tuesday 6 October 2015 4:25

Would that keep OP from eating pretzels?

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 6 October 2015 5:57

More to the point, would it stop them trying to eat the spoon? I think not.

Surraucus 14

Tuesday 6 October 2015 1:30

gotta get that daily iron intake

Red_Curls1995 28

Tuesday 6 October 2015 1:37

Every time I read this FML I get sympathy pain in my mouth. I chipped my canine on wine gummies honestly one of the worst things ever.

BeautifulChaos27 37

Tuesday 6 October 2015 2:49

How many times have you read it when it just got published??

khorstmye 15

Tuesday 6 October 2015 2:17

I think it your spoon took a bite out of you, not the other way around.

SecundusSecunda 27

Tuesday 6 October 2015 2:50

In soviet Russia, tea spoons you.

gogo44444 28

Tuesday 6 October 2015 3:04

Happens to the best of us, I took my cat for a walk and dragged my dog to the kitty litter

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