Intimacy: Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out.... - FML

By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

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Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

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Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

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Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

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By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

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Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

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Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

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Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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By ekaay - 16/01/2018 15:00

Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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journeytotheend 16

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:02

Mail them to him

cuppycakeslove 20

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:03

Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)

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JulianneDelisle 14

Thursday 27 June 2013 22:17

Ewwww! Poor you! Same thing happened to me while cleaning out my brother in law's room! Except his used condoms were on the floor, literally glued on the floor

Mizzesbestie 13

Thursday 27 June 2013 23:38

Atleast he didn't use a glove....

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 28 June 2013 0:50

Is that not where you put them?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 28 June 2013 0:51

DATZ NASTY!!!! I'd punch him in the face next time I saw him!

adameeo 21

Friday 28 June 2013 1:01

Sounds like you've gotten yourself into a bit of a sticky situation.

The_Mr_Troll 14

Friday 28 June 2013 1:54

Well did you look for crumbs?

Oxidation 5

Friday 28 June 2013 2:03

Honestly, it's nasty, but at least he placed them all in one set place vs. scattering them around the room.

knights13z 21

Friday 28 June 2013 2:10

Was it the family size bag?

brandiivictoriaa 7

Friday 28 June 2013 4:46

souvenirs. ... mmmm.....

bbgshorty2014 1

Friday 28 June 2013 14:37

Hahhahha that sucks

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