Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
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journeytotheend 16
Mail them to him
cuppycakeslove 20
Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)
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Comments (116)
keverdeen 14
BURN IT
yourwifelovesme 25
Was it a jacked flavor?
Calculate900 4
Dangerously cheesy.
emiluh 8
cheese flavored condoms
mr_jack_meoff 5
You gotta know, he was probably practicing, no real girl to be found. Brings a whole new meaning to cool ranch.
worldclassrager 41
If he moved out I would figure most things would go with him...even his save of sexual pleasures...
kiss98367 9
Hahahahaha that is so sick! I'm sorry but I'm laughing so hard that there are tears in my eyes! I hope you kick his butt the next time you see him. Bleck!
zsshamalama 11
Don't throw it away. it's probably his personal trophy.
canttalkk 7
Send them to him
Californialuvv 7
incognito!