Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, my mom wished her best friend a Happy Birthday on Facebook. Her best friend died this year. Oh, did I mention that it’s also my birthday? FML
Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
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Top comments
A7X_LoVeee 10
Well duh. It was Facebook official.
WallyTheWombat 0
Why do people get upset when their attempts to fish for attention/compliments fail? Don't set yourself for disappointment if you can't handle it.
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Comments (173)
picklezz123 5
maybe she was joking
Jaxon26 0
Maybe...
thebestof1984 0
Well someone's looking for attention....
johnnythreetears 2
so true
michaelm1290 23
shouldn't your mom have known it wasn't your actual birthday???
delaney4 0
that's the point...wow...
dudeitsdanny 10
Good job! You got the point of the FML! I'm gonna call Mensa and let them know we may have found their next president!
Patriots21 14
he was being sarcastic you twat
chiddy_bang71 0
36, no he wasn't. He's an idiot. Now I have to double-check my grammar and spelling because when you call someone out for being an idiot on FML everyone tries to make you look like just as much of an idiot for having bad writing skills.
Patriots21 14
"everyone tries to make you look like just as much of an idiot for having bad writing skills" Thanks for an example butt-pirate
zeligtheblessed 0
laughing so hard my balls are jiggling
YacL 15
81- Because everyone needed to know that. Thank you so very much for sharing.
IHATETROLLSS 0
dumbass
budster1993 2
how could she forgot the day you were pushed out lol op
bfflrhea 0
#40, soo true. hhah
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm certain she was joking and playing along...
unluckiestperson_fml 14
At least she said happy birthday, whether it really was or not. Imagine you done all that and got nothing?
bbailey19 3
I think you're missing the point.
BustaCapInYoAss 5
Yea your mom was confused, i guess since you put it was your birthday, she didn't want you to think she forgot. But she did. Fyl
wisericky 12
you should just delete your facebook in a fit of rage, that will show them.
cparrenas 3
YDI, attention *****.
CallMeHush 1
Needy much?
PeachyJinx 7
YDI get a life lol and FYl 9/10 times when people say HB they had no idea it was your birthday till FB said so
ellomellow 0
true. but usually that rare 1/10 IS a mom.