Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML
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SpideyRules 9
and WHY did you have to cook for him??
Narcentricity 1
why?
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Comments (243)
null_fml 11
Judging by the name "Pushover" I'm guessing you weren't exactly forced to do it. Grow some balls, OP. Then teabag your ex-boyfriend with them.
babybubz 0
LOL
Tripout 0
nice visual. now Ima have to avoid tea XD
original_angie 0
Have some dignity, please
aethum 0
geeeeeeeeeeeey Jew bigger chink
Quest_ 13
At least spell racial slurs correctly, if you must.
danielle8D 0
dude! im jewish!!!
babybubz 0
Amethyst99 2
wtf
jamjelly386 5
wow
jamjelly386 5
snicks always has good comments. i agree
MotherRussia 0
She always has bitchy comments, you mean.
AmbrosiaFan 18
YDI for not shoving him into the oven and baking him. Any ass who cheats on someone does not deserve to have turkey dinner (or any dinner) made for him. You didn't HAVE to cook him ANYTHING.
Laurendorcus 0
You seem upset that he dumped you. Were you planning on staying with him after you punched him and found out he is a cheater? isnt that the point that you instantly dont "have" to do anything for him? YDI for not having a backbone.
Tripout 0
SNICKERDOODLES FTW XD dam this girl's awesome XD haha let's see all the haters complain about this comment of hers >;)
Loosicles 0
What? How can you say you had to do that?
capthavoc123 0
Wow, you're a stupid woman. Why did you have to cook him dinner? Throw him the **** out.