Today, I can't go on watching season 8 of The Big Bang Theory, not because of the steady decline of the show's quality, but because I can't stand Penny's new haircut. FML
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Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
Today, I really wanted Anne Hathaway bangs, and let my mom cut my hair. I now look like Patty Farrell from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
Today, I discovered that my recent binge-watching of “Young Sheldon” has caused me to hear Jim Parsons’s voice narrating everything I read. Including this FML. FML
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
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cheezter 15
Get a life
drayloon 50
just stare at her boobs instead, they're still fine
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Comments (29)
JMichael 25
Now you have time to go do something with your life than worry about petty little things.
imwagdc 15
Does this really affect you're life that much? It's not even funny if that was the intent
MidnaLink 33
Yeah, well that's your problem. At least it looks well with her new job at the Phamacy.
kpopforeverr 11
Her hair is not bad, it's just hair not everyone has to like it. And that is not a reason to stop watching the show because of hair -.-
ostfaiz 18
Bazzingaa!!
cjwayy 22
Short hair is adorable, but on Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, no. Just no. She looks like she's 40 years old and could be Kate Gosselin's sister.
foxy_sunshine 8
It's hair..... not even your hair. Get over it. It only sucks for you.
metalhead88 9
You are a sad sad individual
cryssycakesx3 22
there are plenty other reasons not to watch that show. pick a better one. I just couldn't get into it. don't understand all the hype.
Omniprism 14
I can't stand it either and she does kind of look like Miley but I still love the show.