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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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missursee 17

I really hope for the sake of humanity that she isn't pregnant...

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Leanne798 25

If you seriously think that would work, I don't know if you should even be having sex, bud...please don't breed more stupid

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utrax 23

What the ****, why would you even do that? And no, once you've come inside then there's no way out.

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amb27 7

What the hell? This won't work. You need to get a morning after pill from the doctors, the earlier you go the more effective it'll be (you can't leave it more than a few days)

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ksks1234 33

You do not have to have a prescription from the doctor. OP can go directly to the pharmacy and get it. OP, you have 72 hours (that is three days) from the last time you had intercourse (that is sex), get to the pharmacy now, man!

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kitteh90 14

Well that's gross. All you had to do was get Plan B. Or act like someone who doesn't want to get a girl pregnant and use a condom in the first place.

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Elfroid 10

This is amazing. Go get the morning after pill, you clown.

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quackImapenguin 16

Sucking your cum out of her won't do anything. Get her the morning after pill! You should have used a condom or not had PIV sex at all. Ydi

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