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Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML

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RealTalk0 7

She's doing it for you, buddy. I'd be flattered.

Volcan_fml 22

So your wife thinks she's Kristen Stewart now?

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kittykat1818 6

i think you should educate yourself before you start bashing other lifestyles. BDSM is not a "male-dominated" society. it all has to do with equal partnership and equal trust. so get your information straight

emac123 3

...you sound like an idiot.

Mahtari 19

Ydi for incorrectly spelling, "practicing."

onorexveritas 24

practice biting? fifth shades of grey? wtf is the world coming to?

MuseFan1991 14

i read this series and found it mildly interesting. however, the author seriously needs to extend her vocabulary. also, all the sex scenes are exactly the same; once you've read one youv read them all. and no one has a screaming ****** every time.

Haleybean1198 4

and you spelled practicing wrong and im a freshman in high school.

shawnagreenbean1 9

And YOU used no capitalization or punctuation. If you're going to talk shit about someone's spelling and insist that you're better than them despite you're age because you're super cool, you might as well use properly written English yourself.

Kohsagataga 6

Maybe I am missing something here, but you seem to be an idiot. I don't know the book, and I could care less about it, but if it made her want to have sex more often, and practice things to please you, why would you be upset by that? You should be thinking, "Thanks Fifty Shades of Grey! Tonight my wife asked for sex! Best. Day. Ever." Maybe its the guy in me thinking, but WTF, why are you upset at her practicing her sexuality? Or maybe she was just practicing...so that way she could fake enjoyment better. I mean I would understand my girlfriend doing that if I was crap at sex, or small in size. At least she was considering my feelings either way...

Ray_of_midnight 23

Next, get her to read Pauline Réage's _Story of O_.

bell1994 8

1) fifty shades of grey is actually a decently written book. It's not the best and has flaws, but in all its entertaining and carries some intelligence. 2) she's practising for you, Hun. be flattered she cares that much. The poor woman just wants to be sexy in your eyes. I used to practice stuff like that all the time. It's not a sign of insecurity or idiocracy. It just means she loves you enough to want to attend to your needs. espsecially physical!

Bludmagnus 13

Actually, no. It is thinly veiled **** that started out as slash/fic (****) of the "Twilight" books. I am sorry, but there is nothing that justifies that series in any shape or form.

shawnagreenbean1 9

Whoooooooo caaaaaaaareeessss?