Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Relaxing chimes
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Asshats everywhere
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Get packing!
Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I got a citation from my landlord because my puppy couldn't make it to the grass and peed in the shrubs. Later in the evening, I got a citation that my music was too loud. Until I'd submitted my 30-day notice yesterday, no one ever had a problem with me FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
How the other half lives
Today, I got a noise complaint about "loud stomping" in my apartment disturbing the tenant below. I guess I'm supposed to tell my sweet children that they are no longer allowed to play in their own home. FML
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MattAttack12 10
'Sounds' like you have had a visitor..
lex1459 38
That sucks, I hope you can get it sorted out so they don't fine you or anything!!
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Comments (58)
JETarchitect 32
Maybe someone has been staying in your room while you were gone...?
GoArmy6624 7
Sounds like you have a squatter
mythicaltimes 15
Sound like they were having a good time though.
suri23 11
Uh oh.
Ugi 27
Maybe you should turn off the stereo next time before you leave the place for a month! A looped Megadeath CD on 24-hours is too much for anyone!
AlwaysWatching 27
Maybe they got the wrong room?
Dramori 29
Why's everyone saying ghosts? My first thought was people breaking in and having parties...
Mifflicious 18
Doesn't anyone here live in an apartment? It's sometimes quite hard to tell where the sound comes from if there are many apartment, it's not like someone has to have been in op's apartment. We got a complaint about my dog barking, and the woman tried really hard to make it our fault, even though it was a dog two floors up. We hadn't been home for a week when she first complained.
Scynistr 20
I regret to inform you that you have poor taste in food, clothing, and furniture OP. My months stay at your apartment was horrible. The neighbors were rude and complained every time is played my music loud enough for my near def grandmother to hear it. Btw.. You should replace your locks, they were rather easy to pick.
Tiffanywastaken 16
too little noise?