Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment...

By Lulu - 05/12/2013 23:39 - United States - Imperial

Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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By ivegotapackage - 05/01/2015 23:47 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

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Relaxing chimes

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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Get packing!

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2016 04:29 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, I got a citation from my landlord because my puppy couldn't make it to the grass and peed in the shrubs. Later in the evening, I got a citation that my music was too loud. Until I'd submitted my 30-day notice yesterday, no one ever had a problem with me FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By you'vegotmail(not) - 18/04/2014 23:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that I get more mail addressed to the old tenant of my apartment than to me. He hasn't lived here in years. FML

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Home delivery

By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 08:01

Today, I received two letters: an eviction notice and a Dear John. Neither went through the mail. FML

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Friday 6 December 2013 7:42

'Sounds' like you have had a visitor..

lex1459 38

Friday 6 December 2013 7:42

That sucks, I hope you can get it sorted out so they don't fine you or anything!!

Comments

Cupcake_kid 5

Friday 6 December 2013 7:48

Someone's been having fun while you were away.

cypherwars 15

Friday 6 December 2013 7:48

consider having a house sitters to maintain the house. but it takes some time to find the right person for the job.

712sash 26

Friday 6 December 2013 7:50

That's creepy. Sorry OP

karlcolt45 19

Friday 6 December 2013 7:51

homeless guys went soup kitchen in there bro.

chuka81 27

Friday 6 December 2013 7:59

You haven't been home, but you forgot to send the ghosts out of the house. They must have thrown some wild ghosts parties in there.

Andyournameis 16

Friday 6 December 2013 8:01

GHOSTS

Zimmington 21

Friday 6 December 2013 9:37

Call of Duty?

tukies 28

Friday 6 December 2013 8:08

Sounds like someone may have found your home very inviting while you were away.

israelnotjacob 20

Friday 6 December 2013 8:40

Did you give anyone a key to your apartment for emergencies? If so never give one to them again. Who knows what the heck they did with your place.

StompinOnCrayons 15

Friday 6 December 2013 8:47

YAY ! Squatters !

AlterEgoMelina 3

Friday 6 December 2013 9:19

Creepers!!

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