Today, I came home from work to find white fabric and crystals all over the apartment floor. I followed the trail of destruction to my bedroom, where my roommate had left our closet door open. Apparently, her cats decided that my wedding gown was to be their newest conquest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML
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Top comments
Queensland 27
You've got to be kitten me right meow.
xZoeAmethystx 12
I'm so sorry. I hope there's enough time to get a new one.
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Comments (112)
Lehk 9
YDI for allowing the cat to live
lulu889x 22
Throw the cats outside. When the run away claim they must have gotten past you accidentally when you were coming into the house.
mommy10613 4
wow that sucks. wedding dresses are expensive too! i'd be more then a little angry.
Omniprism 15
Omg. I would make her pay for a new one or if possible repair the old one.
kernelkat 16
Yes because everyone should live exactly as you think they should. How dare they decide how to live their own life!
Merylwen 24
Not necessarily. Some people do it the traditionnal way and move in together only once they're married. As #43 said, not everyone should do things your way.
KaitlynNeal 13
You need to demand full payment of the destruction or the cats leave and she doesn't get any pets
lollypop30001 19
Make your roommate help buy you a new one.
worldclassrager 41
I always what runs through a cats mind...sorry op...
asylumlane 23
Looks like your roommate will be purchasing a new wedding gown.
satanisthesavior 21
Correction: Looks like her roommate will be buying a new wedding gown and digging a few cat-sized graves...