Today, I came home from work to find white fabric and crystals all over the apartment floor. I followed the trail of destruction to my bedroom, where my roommate had left our closet door open. Apparently, her cats decided that my wedding gown was to be their newest conquest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML
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Queensland 27
You've got to be kitten me right meow.
xZoeAmethystx 12
I'm so sorry. I hope there's enough time to get a new one.
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Comments (112)
stacieharms 11
I am so sorry op
rfid_fml 13
Beat your roommate until she's in a catatonic state.
RedPillSucks 33
silly. No states allow cats to drink tonic.
graceinsheepwear 34
73, I think they allow it on the other side of the looking glass. They can smoke hookahs there too.
MommaSchmidt 14
I would have wanted to kill those cats. hope you had more self control!
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
This is exactly why my wedding gown isn't kept in my apartment. With three cats, a dog and a three year old, I'd be asking for a disaster.
lucyrebeccaxx 9
If my cat had done that .. Well
XxcaitanatorXx 12
aww hope u find another dress
graceinsheepwear 34
Yeah, gotta keep those cats busy now that you took the old one away.
Le112 12
Time to make that wedding.. Betazed style!
nikkee_05 4
my roommate wouldve had to pay for a new dress and a cat funeral
AngelLovesDerby 10
I would ask the roommate to help pay for a new dress!!
avapaige1234 19
Maybe make the cat's owner pay for the damages?