Kids: Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By alcoholic - 31/10/2009 14:30 - Estonia

Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML

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By Matt8 - 07/12/2012 01:07 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML

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By badmom - 27/03/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we'd ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 year-old to run to the store. She didn't want to, but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she'd made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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By jgdgjyfg - 25/07/2011 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

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By reasonablysingle - 11/06/2016 03:27 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML

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Hormonal hell

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 23:02

Today, someone drank a sip of my single serve pasteurized orange juice and put it back in the fridge, ignoring the whole jug of non-pasteurized juice, that I cant drink because im pregnant. I cried. FML

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By ccat209 - 20/12/2016 04:05 - United States - Riverton

Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 12:00 - Croatia

Today, my 11-year-old cousin walked up to me as I was enjoying a glass of wine with friends at my mother's birthday party. Thinking she wouldn't like it anyway, I let her try. The little fucker drank the entire glass in one go, adding, "Usually, daddy gives me vodka." Good to know what my family is up to. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 16:01

Wow, kids are getting smarter.

mastercrammer 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:05

You should feel lucky to have a smart daughter who really cares about you.

Comments

D_Sentinel 0

Monday 1 November 2010 3:11

really, ur daughter's just a caring person... big words for her!

littlejew 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 11:14

don't drink asshole...this isn't an fml.its more like fhl for having an alcoholic dad.

littlejew 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 11:14

don't drink asshole...this isn't an fml.its more like fhl for having an alcoholic dad.

nana2255 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:49

this is sad :(

fylnotmine12357 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:08

just don't drink deuche

helenrocks12321 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 4:43

wow. so your just going to make a joke out of your drinking problem?? she is trying to HELP YOU!!!!!!

77taylah33 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 10:57

OMG THAT IS SO SAD! she can see that you will hurt yourself,, can't you see how much she cares for you and loves you! so many people want that love so badly but when you get it you ignore it! YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI!