Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
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Top comments
dammn 0
holy crapp . that was mean . find a better guy to like !
fmlmod 0
Does he not have caller id?
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Comments (84)
kmksinger14 0
awww... i'm so sorry. he's a jerk #31 is right, just get over him.
Speedyblurr 0
Apparently you have husky man-voice. I don't blame him.
dedaumiersmith 0
#33-- lol and i've said mean things in private as well, to agree with #24, just off the top of my head without it being too personal. if he knew it was you, then he's an ass, but if he didn't, then that just sucks to have been the one on the other end-- and he would probably feel bad. or not.
yeah_me 0
wow i wouldn't know what to say. that sucks.
kt20 0
Why are people so mean?!
billyboy_fml 0
there is no way that happened, but if it did, you have to give him a second try, i mean he didnt know
thequeenofscots 0
Look on the bright side. At least you got out of dating an asshole?
cra_z_turtle 0
you should have made it really awkward for him. be like, it's actually me. also pretend you were kidding.
Panime 0
I don't understand how people think this guy is an asshole just because he thinks someone is unattractive and would tell his friend that. Would you rather he pretend to like the girl and be unhappy with someone he doesn't really want? I swear people make a point to contradict themselves.
mehwhateverr 0
Damn, what a jerk.