Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML
Today, I discovered that my work's new phone system automatically takes people off hold the very second you pick up the phone. I discovered this after picking up the phone and complaining to my workmates about the annoying customer I had on the line for a full minute, all while he listened. FML
Today, I called the crisis helpline, and because my connection was cutting in and out for a moment, they hung up on me. When I called back, it was shift change, so they hung up again. FML
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML
Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
I get so entranced by the music when I'm on hold that I don't even notice when the people actually pick up because I'm singing along. That's when it gets a tad awkward.
EvilTeddysRock 2
then what's the point of customer service? O_0
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Comments (109)
mintcar 10
See, they never really tend to your problem. Matter of fact, their job is to pick up and put you on hold. :D
horneyhic 15
AT&T doesn't exist in Canada we have Bell which owns AT&T and who's customer service is pretty much that bad
rocketeer_97 1
Pac Bell, right ?
Connerzz87 6
no your dumb rogers and At&t have a pranter ship go to the states with a rogers service while there have a att service
horneyhic 15
Bell Canada owns 39% of AT&T look it up
evebright 5
that used to be California's phone company until SBC took over, then SBC bought ATT and the company started to change...not for the better.
XxThrasherxX 0
Do I smell a lawsuit???
uncleyuggles 0
no you dont
JerryCedar 2
Do I smell a mentally challenged prepubescent teenager? Why yes I do...
a_nutritionist 10
i dunno about you but i can smell cheese...
MtnDew32 0
AT&T has hung up on me before in the middle of a call transfer. It's lovely.
iridescent15 0
Even if your phone service is shut off, you should still be able to reach customer service. My family would know. -_-
JerryCedar 2
*I want to fit in like a sue happy American...* SUE THEM!
TrollisMe 5
That's what you get for not paying your bills.
RetardedBullFrog 4
On time . . .
ogthug24 4
ur probably tha only person in the world who would actually have waited dat long
yuvaluv 0
why dont you just pay your phone bills?
Broguydudeman 4
I did, but I was calling on behalf of them messing up my payment and scamming my money.
Illyssa_fml 4
Wow! Is there any way you could've checked it online? Most phone providers offer that