Today, I called my mum, crying because of my low self-esteem. She interrupted my sobs by saying, "Can I hang up now? The phone's getting hot." FML
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Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, I called my mom from Australia. I have been abroad for two months and hadn't talked to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation my moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML
Today, I found myself crying in the bathroom because I started to feel lonely and depressed. My mother came into the bathroom, hearing me cry and gave me an hour long speech about what a beautiful human being I am… And to not forget to lose weight. FML
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML
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eddeeezzyy 19
What a bitch. Sorry OP! :(
olpally 33
Your mom is horrible!!! Sheesh... Parents are terrible sometimes... Don't let her get to you like that.. The fml community supports you op! Hang in there!
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Comments (51)
Evath 7
Gee, I wonder why you have low self esteem...
sydneejb 3
That's something my mom would say ..:/
dharmaxxx 2
calling her mother a bitch is harsh. She in all likelihood is sympathetic with her daughter but if she doesn't change her tune i can see how it can become frustrating to hear and how that can turn into annoyance. OP needs to call and pay a shrink to bitch to and not put that responsibility on another person.
KitaBrah 0
Sounds like my mom, but I have good self esteem so I think I'm okay
Bubbles3922 0
That happend to my mom too
dawnet 5
you can be my friend xD I swear, you're self-esteem will skyrocket! ^_^
fmlman287 0
If I was there, I would give you a hug, cuz it sounds like you need it :)
PvPNationSAAAN 0
I have that same exact problem. :(
doglover100 29
((hug)) here's an internet hug. I'm sorry, I'm dealing with self esteem issues too. Your mom sucks. They are supposed to be there for you. Is there anyone else you can talk to?
kittenzZz 4
Your moms a ******* bitch