By anonymous - 23/11/2010 09:32

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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
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DocBastard 38

Djaypee, I don't know if you've ever been married, but monogamy is NOT overrated (as Steff said). I am not faithful to my wife out of tradition, I'm faithful because I love and respect her. I have women hitting on me all the time; I'm not bragging, just stating a fact (nurses tend to hit on doctors a lot). But I don't give any of them the time of day because I love my wife, not because of some tradition. If more men and women were respectful of their mates, adultery wouldn't be as much of a problem. I realize that's obvious and trite, but it bears repeating.

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YourWetDream 0

I would punch her in the face then when she starts to cry just casually say "You know this wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with" :]

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Gundamu 0

Woooow. Talk about contender for C of the Year.

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mrjude 3

Well, she's right. It wouldn't be a problem if you were okay with it. It also wouldn't be a problem if she didn't spend so much time being a *****.

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guywithhead 5

lawl. dumb bitch.

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massacreman3000 1

stay with her, use condoms... inject aids into her, scream at her 'incompetance'

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courk94 6

You're all Retards for thinking she has a point .. Mate, your Dating a Delusional . . .

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