Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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jessisaur 0
what a bitch
DocBastard 40
Djaypee, I don't know if you've ever been married, but monogamy is NOT overrated (as Steff said). I am not faithful to my wife out of tradition, I'm faithful because I love and respect her. I have women hitting on me all the time; I'm not bragging, just stating a fact (nurses tend to hit on doctors a lot). But I don't give any of them the time of day because I love my wife, not because of some tradition. If more men and women were respectful of their mates, adultery wouldn't be as much of a problem. I realize that's obvious and trite, but it bears repeating.
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Comments (137)
RedPillSucks 33
Somehow I don't think as many people would have been so down on the OPs SO if the genders were reversed. Everyone assumes its OK for the guy to have multiple partners but not the woman. Having said that, she should have been up front with you about wanting multiple partners. As long as it's OK with both parties, whatever floats your boat is OK, but you both want different things, so if you're not OK with it, ya best get ta stepin, and find someone who wants a relationship more suitable to your liking.
dt520 4
next up for her: dp ****.
matt692009 0
Keep her, pretty much a **** buddy
djmigues 7
I was referring to Brandi's comment, not yours.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Ignoring Caitlon's point doesn't make her any less correct.
Noyes654 0
Hundreds of potential threesomes were in your future. Way to ruin it
saturnsonic 3
what a douchebag! Her im talking about...lol
soulbone0521 0
lmfao poor bastard, but I like the way she thinks
ChiefLancaster 0
Id be ok with it, if she brought her girlfriends over to be **** buddies also,,
bradlyl 0
wow, what a ******* bitch. if you ever see her again, you should seriously punch that ***** in the face.