Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
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Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
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Zachary8261 28
Break it off with your ass of a “best friend.”
ThePaperDragon 31
I mean, the fake Rose was never alive, so is as incapable of death as it is of being alive.
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Comments (32)
DanielleinDC 33
You should have waited to tell your friend until after you gave her the roses. And this is not the sort of thing you do when you have a crush on someone but when you are already in a relationship with someone.
bibobobonnor 8
I agree it's a bit much for a crush. But most people don't expect their best friend to stab them in the back like that, so he likely thought it was harmless to his best friend.
Lobby_Bee 17
You sir, are friends with a piece of shit.
Tony K. 8
What kind of "best friend" is that. I'd punch him in the ******* throat.
lukesick1 12
This is when you snitch and if that don't work make sure to manipulate him somehow that'll come back to haunt him. He cheated the game now you can change the rules.
BurnInDemonFire 35
Jacob. No, Edward! Wait, I think I was right the first time! Sorry, but the whole Twilight thing kinda passed me by.
withered 30
While he was a giant douche for doing that he did not get her because of the stolen rose or the cheesy line. In order for any romantic move to work the other person has to like you/be attracted to you. So chances are it would not work if you did it (still shitty that you chance was taken away like that). And telling someone that is just your crush you love them is clingy/creepy. I'd avoid doing that.
withered 30
your*
Bubbilility 27
Early bird buries the worm.
BasketBallForever293 17
Are you sure he is your best friend?
tounces7 27
Why do so many people here have such horrible "Best friends"? Like has the bar lowered for that job or what?
Mungolikecandy 19
The guy who is not actually your best friend but a backstabber?