Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on my detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML
Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, I finally treated myself and bought my first moisturizer. The woman at Sephora promised it would "retexturize my face." If by "retexturize" she meant, "make it feel like a rubber balloon," then she was right on the money. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I discovered that my "life-changing" skincare routine wasn’t working because I’d been using conditioner instead of moisturizer for two weeks. My skin is greasy, and I smell like coconuts. FML
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wavesofblue 1
$20 isn't expensive...
Rico255 0
mabey shit is good for the skin also??? worked great on my lawn
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Comments (221)
lizamaphone 6
ydi for not smelling it first, or for buying something you couldn't test. I bet you bought it online...
oarisimo 4
20 dollars isn't a whole lot. And if you're tight on money YDI for paying 20 bucks when there are plenty of drugstore brands that work well too.
Matu 4
1. Why would you pay 20$ for moisterizer? just wash your face everyday for that so you don't spend money 2. If it smells like shit, don't wear it you dried crusty idiot.
Thisdeadhorse 0
Well if you're Asian then you're in luck.... I hear they like shit.
trublu2 0
$20? expensive?
kerby8888 2
#38, mascara is made of many things, but it's mainly made of crushed up butterfly wings.... OP that sucks, just go out and buy GOOD smelling lotion, and see if you can return that other shit
livrox 0
um op since when if $20 expensive??
Pisslips 0
Karma is a bitch
kombucha_fml 8
maybe it's expired baby
derkaderk 1
ydu for not smelling it before u bought it