Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
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Today, I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on my detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML
Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
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Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, I finally treated myself and bought my first moisturizer. The woman at Sephora promised it would "retexturize my face." If by "retexturize" she meant, "make it feel like a rubber balloon," then she was right on the money. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I discovered that my "life-changing" skincare routine wasn’t working because I’d been using conditioner instead of moisturizer for two weeks. My skin is greasy, and I smell like coconuts. FML
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wavesofblue 1
$20 isn't expensive...
Rico255 0
mabey shit is good for the skin also??? worked great on my lawn
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Comments (221)
420smoke420 3
yesterday I shit in a moisturizer bottle just so some poor lil girl can smell like shit all day
mcgonagle 0
$20 isn't that much. throw it away and suck it up.
Graawr 7
Should've tested it before you bought it. ydi :c
nickbouz 3
Smell it before you buy it!!!!! common sense! haha get it
beeship321 5
Did you look at the ingrediants first? and isn't it easy just to go buy other stuff?
WickedWendigoX 0
Always look at the small print!! where did you get this from? janis from mean girls?
planbsponserme 2
oh shit. thats so expensive. do you know what your grandma could do with twenty dollars in her day?
offthehookAH 0
what a bitch.
CueTheMusic 22
$20 isn't that bad and anyway just write to the company and they will usually offer you a replacement or send you a gift voucher
samellens 1
$20 is not an absurd amount for face cream. it's middling.