meganmagee
Barnesville, United States
Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML
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slooby_fml 25
That is adorable. It sucks...but it's adorable
MsConfusedd 27
"What's for dinner mommy?" *holds up knife and smiles* "Mr. Shelly."
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katnissmellark_fml 15
that's so cute!!
perdix 31
You'll be eating lobster about 5 minutes after the little ****** pinches your kid. She'll probably cheer as you throw the ingrate into the boiling water.
SixthSinEnvy 39
Doesn't that set a precedent for future pets that 'nip'? Think of the future horror FMLs this will cause!
queerdragon 20
It is not uncommon for a lobster to live for more than 100 years. Lobsters have regenerative cells, meaning that if they aren't killed, injured, or catch a disease, they could live for eternity. The oldest lobster FOUND is over 2000 years old. So, have fun, with your new immortal pet OP.
your_ma 27
You said that already. Reposting the same comment on every page to get more likes...?
Mauskau 36
66, she posted it as a response to the wrong comment before, so she made her own thread. Nothing wrong with that
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Also, this isn't facebook. no 'likes' here, thankfully.
jw90 18
Go for the alternative. Hamburger Helper.
chaarloottee_fml 4
Let it bite her then Sheryl give it up
Dodge4x4Ram 46
didn't Homer do this
buckdharma 38
Teach Mr. Shelly to play dead.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
didn't Homer do this
littlebiggs23 11
Hahahaha now you should definitely kill it to see her cry.
gracehi 33
Well, what do you know! Eddie Gein has reincarnated into a woman!
nasti362 5
She should have named him Larry the Lobster.