meganmagee
Barnesville, United States
Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML
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slooby_fml 25
That is adorable. It sucks...but it's adorable
MsConfusedd 27
"What's for dinner mommy?" *holds up knife and smiles* "Mr. Shelly."
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Ratroach 2
That's kinda cute, though.
Blink_me26 21
That is so cute I can't handle it
FrankHotpants 31
Not sure why but I'd immediately want to find a tiny top hat for it.
emo_dud_cutter 5
Get the lobster and put it in the pot .problem solved just get her a pet fish.
Singer_Song 0
My mom told me once that when you put the lobster in the pot of boiling water it screams.
Xalandra 17
Incorrect, it's just the air escaping the shell. Lobsters can't scream. Besides, it's supposed to kill them instantly.
monnanon 14
the shell theory is what they want you to think. they scream!! its a seafood conspircy man :s
RedPillSucks 33
Wouldn't you just like a nice tasty puppy instead?
stirbnichtvormir 14
Well, lobsters technically live forever, or until someone eats them.
matt369 2
"Lobsters are a girl's best friend!" :)
xxVampiresRulexx 14
Cute but lobsters aren't that friendly. Perhaps explain to her it is not a permanent pet (don't tell her you planned to eat it), and you probably want to give it to someone else to eat it. Hey, its possible she will recognize it when its dead and on a plate! Get her a fish instead! You could even let her pick the fish out. Bet that would make her happy.
Chumbowamba 10
Sweety Mr.Shelly want to get in the hot tub. :)