meganmagee
Barnesville, United States
Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML
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slooby_fml 25
That is adorable. It sucks...but it's adorable
MsConfusedd 27
"What's for dinner mommy?" *holds up knife and smiles* "Mr. Shelly."
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langoustine_fml 10
Save Mr. Shelly!!
calfka 4
cute girl
cuterussian1 9
I actually got a lobster and taking care of it now. I'm fifteen, my first thought was... aw so cute i need a pet lobster. but now my dog is jealous of "lobsteir Yak Putin" or as i write it "Лобстеир Як Путин".
cuterussian1 9
Yeah I got my lobster yesterday.
boo987 0
If there is salt water near you, then take the lobster there to go back to his family. I'm sure a four year old will understand that the lobsters little baby lobster is missing his dad. If there is no salt water, have a friend buckle Mr. Shelly up and drive him to the ocean...
DataWog 30
Noooo nononono... that is a bad idea. There are all sorts of things animals can pick up once they leave the ocean that can infect their environment if they're not properly quarantined first and cause bad, bad things to happen.
boo987 0
Uh, I didn't think of that. Will remember it next time. Does the zoo take them?
cuterussian1 9
actually my lobster is old.
meganmagee 11
After maxing out our credit card on a salt water tank, Mr. Shelly has a permanent home here with Megan, Tony, and Ansleigh Magee.
raba13 12
that's nice to hear!
boo987 0
Good on you. You're a good parent. In 20 years your kid will love and respect the stuffing out of you. But you better make sure to not aquire too many surprise pets. Vets tend to be expensive.
KamiyaHaine 18
Best mom ever! =D
raychiild 4
parent of the year
doglover100 29
That's awesome!
puppychubbz 3
"fish are friends not food" ... or crustaceans anyway
Moon_Dreamer22 12
i was quoting a cute line from the pixar movie finding nemo :p
vandeele 8
Hahahahahaha! That's cute. :) No Mr. Shelly for you tonight.
liaRawr 9
Of course you deserved that one