Love: Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank...

By Crissylove10 - 18/01/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

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By RonnieG - 22/07/2013 22:30 - United States - Orlando

Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

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By pookie99 - 17/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By sadfacemaking - 20/07/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - 01/11/2014 14:06 - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By oregongrl1991 - 29/01/2010 03:32 - France

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML

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thaprodigy_07 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:08

well tell them the ring was fake!

Some___Guy 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:41

Unemployed? Sounds like the perfect time to waste money on pranks.

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ROFLwafflePWN 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 8:09

YDI

Cruth 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 8:13

YDI for wasting money on shit that aint even funny. After u got unemployeed

JP101 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 12:25

YDI for being stupid.

spermdump 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 12:40

I'm guessing they just wanted an excuse to be rid of you.

hightower64 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 15:05

They figure they let you live with them, can't keep a job, but have money to buy a ring? Plus they were mad u didn't talk to them before. Already disappointed + offended + sad = your ass on the street.

FML_FYL_2009 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:06

If you lost your job, how the HELL do you have money to waste on a FAKE engagement ring? And how would it get to the point of you getting kicked out because they think you are engaged? You simply say you aren't really engaged and listen to a lecture on how irresponsible you are for spending money when you don't have a job. You deserve it because you are stupid.

Frenz 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 21:02

So they didn't want to meet your 'fiancé' or anything? And they booted you out the second they heard you had someone else to leech off of. Sounds like a pleasant family.