Miscellaneous: Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of...

By xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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By youmothERFUCKErs - 13/08/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML

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Simply red

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

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Fried

By Anonymous - 28/12/2024 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML

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By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

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It's called fashion, Deborah

By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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Crop me out

By Anonymous - 11/08/2023 10:00

Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML

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Hair-raising

By Anonymous - 04/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

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Sunday 5 September 2010 23:24

haloweens comming up next month

meganlizzi 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 23:27

that's why u go to a salon and have a pro do it

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Caliskaterboy213 0

Monday 6 September 2010 3:57

Same thing happened to my sister....why do girls even dye their hair?? normal hair colour looks way better than fake colours

CelloNerd 0

Monday 6 September 2010 4:23

there are polar bears in Churchill :)

joce445 0

Monday 6 September 2010 4:24

You should have left it in longer. It's a common error.

jskenney 0

Monday 6 September 2010 4:24

thats mot bad just die it

honeybeex3 0

Monday 6 September 2010 4:26

Fail.

Natsuki41 0

Monday 6 September 2010 4:28

it's ok make the style yours =] I'm proud to say I tried something similar and I turned out to look like a real life anime character =]

XxGingerBbyxX 0

Monday 6 September 2010 4:34

you should be yourself

babay_xD 0

Monday 6 September 2010 5:08

bloated pumpkin [:

LOLSWAT 0

Monday 6 September 2010 5:26

so after u saw it didnt turn the proper color u just decided not to just bleach it like u should have the first time? are you stupid, simple or slow?

beckybecks20 8

Monday 6 September 2010 5:42

ydiiiiii.

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