Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
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Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
haloweens comming up next month
meganlizzi 0
that's why u go to a salon and have a pro do it
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Comments (247)
sallen0046 4
What, you don't have eyes? You couldn't see that it was orange before you washed it out? You leave the bleach on until it turns blond.
iamcrazy_fml 6
swag :)
xxKELLxx 0
If you don't know how to do it, you should have just gotten it done at a hair salon... But I don't blame you for trying to be blonde ^_^ (I'm a natural blonde though :D)
sveaelaine 0
if u would have left it on long enuff the orange would have disappeared and it'd be blonde if u want 2 counter the orange use an ash blonde toner and it will cancel out the orange. im a hairdresser i see this happen 2 ppl all the time.
DorkyPunkChick 0
awwww....I hate pumpkins.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
it's a little early for the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. That's why you're supposed to test things like that. Try dye now.
rockinguitar 4
oompa loompa!!
canter91 3
wow.. idk why OP expects sympathy for this.. i know from experience dark hair takes a couple times before it can be completely bleached.. i have natural brown hair and to get blonde it takes 2-3 dyes.. the first turns it orange. OP stop complaining and bleach it again in a couple of days. then it will be the color you want.
beastmcbeastly 0
*** u
omgmorganomg 0
that's awesome. I want pumpkin hair
still_thinking 0
haha that would be awsome indeed :P