Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
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Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
haloweens comming up next month
meganlizzi 0
that's why u go to a salon and have a pro do it
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djbrooke12345 0
that would be why you don't do it the night before. just in vase something like this happens. everyone knows that.
molil_4810 0
holy crap are you my friend Ella she did the exact same thing now she wears a hat and keeps her hair up what a coincedince lol coz ella doesn't have a iPad,iPod,or iPhone!! lolll
Tylers_fml 0
Happy Halloween mother ******!
Bathory_fml 0
This happened to me in High School, too. Apparently toner has no effect on my hair. If you're the same as I am you need to bleach it and then follow it up with something like violet color treatment, which will make it less orange. In any case, I toughed out months of High School with bright orange hair and it wasn't that awful. :P
xgetxbentx 13
you need to have a toner to put on after you bleach it.
kidclarke 15
Use toner, duh.
keikei_fml 0
ha that's what you get for doing it yourself, idiot. Leave it to the professionals. We do pay a lot of money to learn to do hair. I hate trying to fix someones hair that they messed up. Some are so bad that there is nothing we can do.
MissMel_xo 0
everyone could call you carrot top...or pumpkin patch. no big deal! lol.
angtaffe 0
i feel bad for ur hair!!
dannyboy66 7
y do u wanna be blonde stupid
jess6blondie9 3
Why wouldn't you want to be blonde?