By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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kevinn95 0

Biting someones neck is one of the biggest turn ons ever! It feels amazing and if u dont think so then the person biting ur neck just isnt doing it right .. All these twilight references are strait out dumb.. And thats so nasty i feel bad for u but at the same time u really cant look to see what ur biting into first?

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Jjrockergirly 2

ok good job on the flirt. but next time watch out exactly where your biting :)

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iam2beast2bme 4

Did u swallow da juice...………hAhahahahahag lolilolololololololo

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stoccato 2

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! OH my god you poor thing....

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IacobucciB 0

I'm a guy. And I nearly just puked!!!! FYL.

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lastking_fml 0

That just makes me wanna throw up reading this

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eversdeens 5

This happens to me all the time. Sigh.

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IcedJesus 5

Grease kids shouldn't have freaky sexy..

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