By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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birdie013 0

dummy, why would you do that if his shit was covered in pimples?

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plain_awesome11 3

ummm.... EW? I'd throw up.

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MTJY 21

700th comment, I know its sad but it looks good for the FML, FYL btw!

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annonomusCG 0

I'm sorry....didn't know vampires existed....wait they don't...

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laurieloulou 0

that's Descussting! u didn't notice b4 then?

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