Miscellaneous: Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my... - FML

By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 17:00 - France

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 11:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML

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Classic blunder

By churchman - 28/06/2021 00:01 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 20:37 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, my car alarm went off at a funeral, three times. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 16:37 - New Zealand

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

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Jinxed

By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 17:02

Today, my phone made a random noise. I jokingly said, "Wow, I wonder who died now?" Turns out it was my son's grandmother. I had to explain it because I screamed. I also got to tell his dad that his mom just died. FML

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By killme - 29/12/2012 22:33 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML

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By Dothy - 17/11/2008 09:54 - France

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

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By turning red - 27/07/2013 01:14 - United States

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 3 April 2011 12:31

YDI for not turning your phone off. You're at a funeral for God's sake.

Bree12345 15

Sunday 3 April 2011 12:27

lmao!!

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nightwolf86 7

Monday 4 April 2011 7:01

There is a silent function on the phone you disrespectful prick.

kyrasan 1

Monday 4 April 2011 7:10

WINNINGGGGG

Tenaed 7

Monday 4 April 2011 8:16

awkward O.o

denvan 0

Monday 4 April 2011 10:10

lol Sucks to be you and the deadly looks you got

SinisterNL 0

Monday 4 April 2011 10:42

fake

ifmlftw 0

Monday 4 April 2011 14:30

HAHAHA

ifiFaLL 1

Monday 4 April 2011 14:43

LOL!!!! high-five!

Nhk_fml 4

Monday 4 April 2011 15:25

My response? Oh ****

Nhk_fml 4

Monday 4 April 2011 15:29

This happened to a friend of mine although he purposely left it off silent because he is a doctor and was on call that day. Turns out that it was a wrong number now that is a FML... also funeral conductors should remind p

Swim3495 3

Monday 4 April 2011 17:09

dude thats classic!

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