Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
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Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I walked into a bathroom to find a dad telling his kids not play with the pee in the urinals. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
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krazy_glu3 0
Hopefully they didn't play in the 'mud' either...
KushMastaDisasta 3
FYL for letting your kids go into the play area at McDanks.
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Comments (193)
azpallen 0
yum
loserman67 36
I sincerely hope you didn't let them eat the "Baby Ruth" candy bar they found in the ball pit. "Mommy look, it has extra peanuts inside!"
aubsx3 0
Too far
kroekdog 7
Har har har
woahbro2slow 0
oh my god ! I was having lunch !! :(
MagicallyFat 12
Eventually they will. I just hope they dont get sick or anything like that :(
hawaiian2393 0
If they still plays in puddles then THEY'RE TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO haha unless there twins then TWINNING
PopRocks14 0
Is it me or are you going on every FML post and saying the same thing..
hawaiian2393 0
Yup that's the goal #haters
iislix1ii 19
From what ive read someones been doing a bit of online stalking, or is it me?
kyz_xox 11
eewwww xD thats grooossss
BrianAlarcon 0
Thats hella nasty!
cookiemonsterr91 4
That's just wrong.
PopRocks14 0
Thats when you go and complain to that McDonalds.