By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have told her that her uterus is so shriveled and dusty at her age that the threat of more pregnancies has passed.

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xoxchelaxox08 17

if she really though you were going to be a disaster, she probably would have aborted you. I'm sure she was just joking, or she said that since you were nosing around in her personal business.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

That's terrible OP. I'm sure she was just joking..

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xoxchelaxox08 17

if she really though you were going to be a disaster, she probably would have aborted you. I'm sure she was just joking, or she said that since you were nosing around in her personal business.

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TheLetterZero 7

YDI for having no sense of humor and/or being an actual disaster.

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pottymouthpanda 0

damn, you just got burned ...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

If you're going to make a shitty joke, at least try to add some creativity. It certainly won't hurt.

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wwerulez14 6

YYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!..... No. Fail. :)

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DocBastard 38

You should have told her that her uterus is so shriveled and dusty at her age that the threat of more pregnancies has passed.

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wwerulez14 6

Ouch, Doc. That would definitely shut the bitch up.

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unidentified_sta 5

It is not a shitty joke, if properly executed. Unfortunately the latter stipend rarely occurs.

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