Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
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Top comments
alipod 11
why you did't look at the mirror before going to work?!
RockstarRN 10
How do you lose an eyebrow and NOT notice???
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Comments (97)
Holy_ish 19
well time to kill your kids when you get home
kat2711 2
Your kids play with razors while you sleep?? U def have bigger worries than ur eye brow missing. So FYL.
CDeCam 9
Just be glad your kids love you unconditionally, whether you have one eyebrow or two.
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
whoop those asses
crazydog1223 4
shave theirs...
1030295 6
Seriously, how did you miss that?
Steffi 26
How did you lose it?
fantasyworld 39
How did that happen?